The neighbors have been fighting over who gets to dig a hole for Maypole! I was outside just minding my own business when I heard a bunch of voices. There was a celebration coming up in their family and they are European. They are out there with the ribbons for the maypole and some goats are just wandering around! I couldn't believe it when I overheard that they were going to hire some maypole dancers to help their younger members of the family the traditional dancing around the maypole which involves weaving the ribbon streams around the pole, like a braided pattern.
So the people they hired showed up, but they were all dressed in barely a thing and started pole dancing, as in strip club pole dancing! What is wrong with these people? There was, of course, another fight! Goddamn I can't get any sleep in the afternoon when I've been up all night dealing with a dripping sink facet! I hate all of this! I am too tired to deal with this shit!
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